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September 5, 2007

Meat Elemental

Archmage Elmer researches led to the discovery of the Elemental Plane of Meat. He has been known to employ the grotesque Meat Elementals as warriors and, occasionally, as servants. The material enclosed in the box below is released via the Open Game License. Meat Elemental Meat Elemental, Small Size/Type: Small Elemental (Meat, Extraplanar) Hit Dice: 2d8+2 (11 hp) Initiative: +0...

July 13, 2007

Return to Elmer’s Spell Book

I bet you thought I’d forgotten about him. The material enclosed in the box below is released via the Open Game License. Detect Meat Divination Level: Sor/Wiz 1Components: V, SCasting Time: 1 standard actionRange: 60 ft.Area: Cone-shaped emanationDuration: Concentration, up to 1 min./level (D)Saving Throw: NoneSpell Resistance: No You can detect the presence of meat or once-living tissue. Only meat,...

May 11, 2007

Elmer’s Spell Book: Wall of Gravy

The material enclosed in the box below is released via the Open Game License. Wall of Gravy Conjuration (Creation) [Meat] Level: Sor/Wiz 2Components: V, S, MCasting Time: 1 standard actionRange: Close (25 ft. + 5 ft./2 levels)Effect: Vertical plane of gravy, up to one 5-ft. square/levelDuration: InstantaneousSaving Throw: see textSpell Resistance: No This spell creates an opaque, vertical wall of...

May 11, 2007

An interview with Elmer…

“I have with me here today Archmage Elmer, whose researches into the Elemental Plane of Meat are well-known to all in the Order. Archmage, without your studies, the plane itself would be little more than apocryphal, and we certainly wouldn’t have such spells as Elmer’s Beefsteak Balm, Detect Meat, Power Word Marinate, and Wall of Gravy in our libraries.” ....

October 3, 2006

Great Cake

See it here.

August 9, 2006

Impromptu D&D party

The discovery of gummi eyeballs at the dollar store prompted my roommate to make a beholder cake: Of course, at my house, we believe that anything doing is worth doing in excess. So originated the rust monster: and the baby grell: …and, of course, no party would be complete without the Gelatinous Cubes: (I also made a red and green...

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